Meet 'The Welcomer' - A $900 Toilet Paper, Dispenser Included in the $200,000 Oscars Gift Bag

At the Oscars, nobody goes home empty-handed. Celebrities all got a $200,000 Oscars gift bag which includes "The Welcomer," a $900 toilet paper and dispenser made from probably the most expensive materials you can imagine.

According to the Huffington Post, this $900 Oscars toilet paper and dispenser were made by Joseph's Toiletries. This two-ply tissue retails for a whopping $275, and the bells and whistles that come along with it racked up the price to close to a $1000!

Reports have it that "The Welcomer" was created with the help of dermatologists so that these celebrities would enjoy "optimal health and hygiene." In addition to this, it is also environmentally-friendly and could be flushed without hassle.

The $200,000 Oscars gift bag also includes bottled treatments for the body. One, Joseph's Gentle Cleansing helps restore the microbiological balance of the skin. The other one, the Gentle Care moisturizer will let celebrities enjoy that velvety feel on the skin.

And if these aren't enough, get a load of the Oscars toilet paper dispenser, which costs $575, according to the CEO of Joseph's Toiletries, Sabrina Risch. This dispenser is called "The Joséphier," a trophy-like figure that will store the tissue and the bottles.

Now this is just icing on top of the cake. The Oscars gift bag also includes a 10-day trip to Israel, which according to KTLA was valued at $55,000. This trip includes a round-trip airfare and hotel accommodation. The Israeli Ministry of Tourism would like to get these celebrities to set foot in the Holy Land. 

The "Vampire Breast Lift" included in the $200,000 Oscars gift bag for actresses. The product claims to be the most revolutionary of all breast augmentation procedures in Hollywood at the moment.

So even if not all those who attended the Oscars Academy Awards Night received the most coveted Oscars gold-plated trophy, going home with the $200,000 Oscars gift bag compensates for it. This goes to show the perks of being a celebrity.