Silly, funny, witty: 25 jokes for kids (that parents approve)
Kids either love to ask questions or say a joke.
However not all jokes are jokes for kids. Sometimes, there are jokes that might not be kid-appropriate.
Silly, funny, witty: 50 jokes for kids (that parents approve)
That is why we compiled a list of jokes for kids that parents would approve.
These jokes for kids are in question and answer format and knock-knock jokes:
- What do you call a bear without ears?
A "B!"
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- Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
It is because he was a little shellfish!
- What do you call a cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
- What is kind of tree can fit in your hand?
A palm tree!
Silly, funny, witty: 25 jokes for kids (that parents approve)
- The two eyes are talking to each other, what did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells!
- Why do vampires seem sick all the time?
It is because they're always coffin!
- What does the ocean do when it sees its friends?
It waves!
- What does the big flower say when greeting the little flower?
Hi, bud!
Silly, funny, witty: 25 jokes for kids (that parents approve)
- Why was the baby strawberry crying?
That is because her parents were in a jam.
- What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
- What falls during winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!
- How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
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- Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
- What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
- What did one toilet notice with the other toilet?
Hey! You look flushed.
- What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
Silly, funny, witty: 25 jokes for kids (that parents approve)
- Why was six afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
- What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
- Why are robots never afraid?
They have nerves of steel.
- Why was the broom running late?
It over-swept.
Silly, funny, witty: 25 jokes for kids (that parents approve)
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Knock-knock jokes for kids
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; it's just a joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me, I just got here.
Silly, funny, witty: 25 jokes for kids (that parents approve)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go, "Moo!"
Silly, funny, witty: 25 jokes for kids (that parents approve)
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