Pick-up lines: 35 funny, cheesy, and flirty conversation starters
Starting a conversation is hard. Most of the time, it leaves us speechless whenever we meet new people. it's not because we do not have anything to say, but mostly because we do not know how to start.
To kill awkwardness, pick-up lines are the best conversation starters. Read on and jot down what you think you could use among the funny and cheesy and flirty pick-up lines we have listed below.
Funny pick-up lines
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?"
"Are you working at Subway? Cause you gave me a foot-long."
"You must be named Google. You have everything I am looking for."
"I want to say God bless you, but I think He already did."
"Are you the square root of -1? Because you could not be real."
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."
"My love for you is like diarrhea. I cannot hold it in."
Besides being pretty, what do you do for a living?
I forgot your name. Can I call you "Mine"?
You are almost as hot as my mom.
I just got dumped. I think that you could make me feel better.
My friend over there wants to know if you think I am cute.
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
"Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"
"If looks could kill, then you would be a weapon of mass destruction."
Cheesy pick-up lines
"Are you a cake? Because I want a piece of that."
"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."
"Your hands look heavy. Here, let me hold them for you."
"There is something wrong with my cellphone. It does not have your number on it. "
"Is your body from McDonald's? Cause, I'm lovin' it!"
"I wish I were cross-eyed so that I can see you twice."
"Are you a vegetable? Because I like you from head tomatoes."
"If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa you are all I want for Christmas."
"Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy."
"I asked God for a sign, and He sent you."
"Did your legs hurt from running through my dreams last night?"
"Are you Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."
Do you not remember me? Oh yeah, I have only met you in my dreams.
Flirty pick-up lines
"Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!"
"Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore. My face should be among them."
"I have lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?"
"I have lost my keys. Can I check your pants?"
"Do you want to eat pancakes? How about IHOP on that ass?"
"You are so hot. My zipper is falling for you."
"Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious."
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